December 2011
Gabi: Would you have a sex change operation for $100,000?
Random Starbucks Worker: That's awkward.
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“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– (via kittenmeat)
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I hate relationships so much because they’re so pointless to me but I want a boyfriend or girlfriend so baaaaadly wtf aiwatnweodiaskfsdkfasdjfklasjf what the fuck seriously
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
That was such a drawl. I need Erin. Where is she. No. So. Much. Drawl.
mom: nice hickie on your boob
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: *turns up tegan and sara*
I miss you.
